Canterbury administration adds beanbag chair to appeal to students’ concerns

By Max Mochalov

Since the construction of Steers Center, the Canterbury administration has received numerous complaints regarding the lack of student center atmosphere. Students complain that there is no place where they can spend time and socialize. Prominent student leader and sacristan Max Cooper says: “Canterbury went downhill after they built Steers. It’s literally the worst place ever. They spent so much money on it, and this place sucks.” In response to these complaints, Peter LaVigne released a statement to the entire school: “We have decided that tomorrow we will be adding a beanbag chair. It was a difficult decision for Student Life to make, but it was done for the students. Of course, this means that, to maintain the chair in its condition, tuition will increase by fifteen thousand dollars. And the chair will be available from 7 to 9 am Monday to Wednesday.” This revolutionary change will spark a new era for the students. The placement of the beanbag chair was made possible by an anonymous donation from an alum who desired to see change and improvement in the school. With this new addition, the Canterbury campus looks ever so fresh and cozy. The bean bag chair in the middle of Steers will be the main attraction for the prospective students, who are interested not only in an education, but a welcoming home.