BREAKING: Canterbury School to relocate during rainy spring months to bright and very sunny Las Vegas!
By Nikky Sherriff 2022 has brought an onslaught of massive humanitarian crises; from potential world war in Ukraine to a spike in COVID-19 cases, and worst of all, rain every day this April. One student, Emma Caitlin, notes, “We just can’t catch a break! How am I supposed to plan cute outfits when I have… Continue reading BREAKING: Canterbury School to relocate during rainy spring months to bright and very sunny Las Vegas!
Canterbury administration adds beanbag chair to appeal to students’ concerns
By Max Mochalov Since the construction of Steers Center, the Canterbury administration has received numerous complaints regarding the lack of student center atmosphere. Students complain that there is no place where they can spend time and socialize. Prominent student leader and sacristan Max Cooper says: “Canterbury went downhill after they built Steers. It’s literally the… Continue reading Canterbury administration adds beanbag chair to appeal to students’ concerns
BREAKING: Underground dogfighting ring discovered in Steers
By Ryan Marici The mystery of why Steer closes early some nights has finally been solved. On Sunday night, a group of students trying to sneak into Steers after hours stumbled upon a scene that will scar them for life. An underground dogfighting ring was found, where factually and staff were seen placing bets of their… Continue reading BREAKING: Underground dogfighting ring discovered in Steers
BREAKING: Plans to install pillory between stone pillars by Aspetuck Avenue revealed
By Neil Yao The construction of two short stone pillars on the west side of Aspetuck Avenue has roused curiosity from Canterbury students since the day it began. Many believed it to be a landmark, signifying the entrance to the Canterbury School, and imagined a plaque of the school’s name and crest being ordered and… Continue reading BREAKING: Plans to install pillory between stone pillars by Aspetuck Avenue revealed
Canterbury leaves hilltop with hopes of improving diversity
By Laurence Brady Starting next fall the Canterbury skies are going to be decorated with an abundance of sky-scrapers instead of the usual clouds and greenery. The school is extremely proud to announce that after enjoying the scenic views of New Milford Connecticut, the campus will be relocated to a place with a much more… Continue reading Canterbury leaves hilltop with hopes of improving diversity
BREAKING: Sheehan basement to be used as holding chamber for misbehaving students
By Gavin Long Multiple sources have confirmed the redesign and use of the abandoned and mysterious basement of Sheehan. “I never really knew what was down there, but I knew what was down there was not for my eyes to see,” 5th form student John Bagg said. “It is always dark down there, and we… Continue reading BREAKING: Sheehan basement to be used as holding chamber for misbehaving students
Canterbury headmistress Rachel Stone announces “ground-breaking” plan to remove the hill underneath School, faces the consequences
By Mateo Siabatto After years of listening to complaints about how tough it is to navigate campus because of the terrain, headmistress Rachel Stone, along with the Board of Trustees, decided to implement a plan that would effectively remove the hill from underneath Canterbury. This ambitious plan has brought with it unprecedented programs such as… Continue reading Canterbury headmistress Rachel Stone announces “ground-breaking” plan to remove the hill underneath School, faces the consequences
In order to cultivate tight-knit community, Canterbury converts individual rooms to large communal rooms
By Stephen Kershaw The Sheehan dorm was the first of all dorms to undergo the drastic internal change of creating group rooms. All of the boarders’ walls were knocked down, forming very spacious rooms. Instead of having beds in rows, bunk beds will be used to create more space to form other collaborative spaces such… Continue reading In order to cultivate tight-knit community, Canterbury converts individual rooms to large communal rooms
Opinion: It’s time for Canterbury school to step it up
By Liv O’Connor I’ve been a student at Canterbury for four years now. As a senior reminiscing about the great days on the hilltop, I can recall many wonderful things about Canterbury. Although one thing I do think of from time to time is why so many students here get injured. Ages 14 to 20… Continue reading Opinion: It’s time for Canterbury school to step it up
Canterbury erases Catholic heritage in order to make co-ed dorms
By Tori Gioiele As of last Monday (5/9/22), citing less interest in Catholic practices at Canterbury, the school will no longer be associated with any religion and will simply just be a boarding school. Now you may be wondering how this affects you. Well, the only true change will be co-ed dorms. The Board of… Continue reading Canterbury erases Catholic heritage in order to make co-ed dorms
Canterbury proposes new solution to speeding on campus: Mario Kart obstacle course
By Stella Bandak Students are tired of their low-suspension cars getting wrecked when driving through campus. Kaly Naughton ‘22 states, “They suck! They are also super-aggressive, get rid of them!”. Another student, Neil Yao ‘22, said, “We should put dragon’s teeth [used in WWII to stop tanks], which would also be more effective in stopping… Continue reading Canterbury proposes new solution to speeding on campus: Mario Kart obstacle course
BREAKING: Protest at Canterbury: Students want the OSH stairs to become an escalator!
By Sebastian Voskericyan The Canterbury School is an elite preparatory boarding school in New Milford, Connecticut. The academic program is outstanding, the athletic program is dominating, the arts program is inspiring, and the culture is beyond superb. The students at Canterbury never seem to complain about anything, and campus life has stayed relatively straightforward and… Continue reading BREAKING: Protest at Canterbury: Students want the OSH stairs to become an escalator!
Canterbury sick and tired of gust blowing over them as they head to class
By Ashley Regina Canterbury is beautiful–the intricate stonework, the smiling faces you pass by driving on Aspetuck Ave, the exemplary sunsets upon the Hilltop. However, although it may seem peaceful, something has been setting the campus a bit off balance this spring. You see, when wind encounters a hill, it is forced to pick up… Continue reading Canterbury sick and tired of gust blowing over them as they head to class
Canterbury announces plans to create a senior center on top of newly built Hamilton Stadium, giving seniors a place of their own
By Jerry Keefe Following Canterbury’s long-awaited Steers Center opening last year, Canterbury has decided to debut their next big project, which is set to be finished sometime in the near future. The Canterbury Senior Center is currently in the process of being constructed this summer. Although the Steers Center is currently the student center for… Continue reading Canterbury announces plans to create a senior center on top of newly built Hamilton Stadium, giving seniors a place of their own
BREAKING: Soppy softball fields to turn into spring swimming facilities
By Mari Leonard Each year the spring season on our campus brings loads of rain showers. Overall this is a positive thing, but it affects the Girl’s Varsity softball team. Our field is at the bottom of a hill, we have a beautiful facility, and we really just have some drainage issues– the field basically… Continue reading BREAKING: Soppy softball fields to turn into spring swimming facilities
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