BREAKING: Protest at Canterbury: Students want the OSH stairs to become an escalator!

By Sebastian Voskericyan The Canterbury School is an elite preparatory boarding school in New Milford, Connecticut. The academic program is outstanding, the athletic program is dominating, the arts program is inspiring, and the culture is beyond superb. The students at Canterbury never seem to complain about anything, and campus life has stayed relatively straightforward and quiet, but one day that came to an end.  Mrs. … Continue reading BREAKING: Protest at Canterbury: Students want the OSH stairs to become an escalator!

Canterbury headmistress Rachel Stone announces “ground-breaking” plan to remove the hill underneath School, faces the consequences

By Mateo Siabatto After years of listening to complaints about how tough it is to navigate campus because of the terrain, headmistress Rachel Stone, along with the Board of Trustees, decided to implement a plan that would effectively remove the hill from underneath Canterbury. This ambitious plan has brought with it unprecedented programs such as the new mandatory student draft. According to Mrs. Stone, this … Continue reading Canterbury headmistress Rachel Stone announces “ground-breaking” plan to remove the hill underneath School, faces the consequences

BREAKING: Canterbury School to relocate during rainy spring months to bright and very sunny Las Vegas!

By Nikky Sherriff 2022 has brought an onslaught of massive humanitarian crises; from potential world war in Ukraine to a spike in COVID-19 cases, and worst of all, rain every day this April. One student, Emma Caitlin, notes, “We just can’t catch a break! How am I supposed to plan cute outfits when I have to wear a raincoat every day?” Fortunately, Peter Lavigne, formally Mr. … Continue reading BREAKING: Canterbury School to relocate during rainy spring months to bright and very sunny Las Vegas!

Canterbury sick and tired of gust blowing over them as they head to class

By Ashley Regina Canterbury is beautiful–the intricate stonework, the smiling faces you pass by driving on Aspetuck Ave, the exemplary sunsets upon the Hilltop. However, although it may seem peaceful, something has been setting the campus a bit off balance this spring. You see, when wind encounters a hill, it is forced to pick up speed, and flow faster through the smaller area. Over the … Continue reading Canterbury sick and tired of gust blowing over them as they head to class

BREAKING: Underground dogfighting ring discovered in Steers

By Ryan Marici The mystery of why Steer closes early some nights has finally been solved. On Sunday night, a group of students trying to sneak into Steers after hours stumbled upon a scene that will scar them for life. An underground dogfighting ring was found, where factually and staff were seen placing bets of their dogs to fight against other dogs from nearby high schools. … Continue reading BREAKING: Underground dogfighting ring discovered in Steers

BREAKING: Sheehan basement to be used as holding chamber for misbehaving students

By Gavin Long Multiple sources have confirmed the redesign and use of the abandoned and mysterious basement of Sheehan. “I never really knew what was down there, but I knew what was down there was not for my eyes to see,” 5th form student John Bagg said. “It is always dark down there, and we all knew that it was used for some odd endeavors. … Continue reading BREAKING: Sheehan basement to be used as holding chamber for misbehaving students

BREAKING: Plans to install pillory between stone pillars by Aspetuck Avenue revealed

By Neil Yao The construction of two short stone pillars on the west side of Aspetuck Avenue has roused curiosity from Canterbury students since the day it began. Many believed it to be a landmark, signifying the entrance to the Canterbury School, and imagined a plaque of the school’s name and crest being ordered and secured between the pillars. Many are thereby understandably confused when … Continue reading BREAKING: Plans to install pillory between stone pillars by Aspetuck Avenue revealed

Canterbury administration adds beanbag chair to appeal to students’ concerns

By Max Mochalov Since the construction of Steers Center, the Canterbury administration has received numerous complaints regarding the lack of student center atmosphere. Students complain that there is no place where they can spend time and socialize. Prominent student leader and sacristan Max Cooper says: “Canterbury went downhill after they built Steers. It’s literally the worst place ever. They spent so much money on it, … Continue reading Canterbury administration adds beanbag chair to appeal to students’ concerns

BREAKING: Soppy softball fields to turn into spring swimming facilities

By Mari Leonard Each year the spring season on our campus brings loads of rain showers. Overall this is a positive thing, but it affects the Girl’s Varsity softball team. Our field is at the bottom of a hill, we have a beautiful facility, and we really just have some drainage issues– the field basically becomes a big puddle. While this is not ideal for … Continue reading BREAKING: Soppy softball fields to turn into spring swimming facilities

In order to cultivate tight-knit community, Canterbury converts individual rooms to large communal rooms

By Stephen Kershaw The Sheehan dorm was the first of all dorms to undergo the drastic internal change of creating group rooms. All of the boarders’ walls were knocked down, forming very spacious rooms. Instead of having beds in rows, bunk beds will be used to create more space to form other collaborative spaces such as recreation and gaming rooms, allowing all of the boarders … Continue reading In order to cultivate tight-knit community, Canterbury converts individual rooms to large communal rooms